drift, in a swirl of leaves without a goal, a day like any other in Civitavecchia (polluted and unhealthy), comes a full European Commissioner for Energy and the sinister name of fossil fuel, Piebalgs.
not anyone would have noticed, perhaps, in a city where a few decades, their use of fossil fuels, people suffer and die: there is no doubt a kind of masochistic, sly, addictive.
But no! The PIEBALGS should definitely get noticed. The Commissioner-cylinder has a mission, was engaged to one of those parts that just can not refuse.
In addition, it is certainly lucky, Piebalgs.
Its synthetic and momentary, dramatic, lack of LNG terminals, saved him from an uncomfortable journey by ship to temperature and sidereal dall'onta to be immediately resold to the highest bidder, not to mention the well-known problems in Ukraine which have recommended the transfer by pipeline! So, out of necessity but also as a bonus, the PIEBALGS flew, surrounded by the suspicion of other passengers, served and revered in business class.
But, so much so, the important thing was to get him, and quickly.
Silence in the stalls and gallery, turn on the lights! And here it is Piebalgs, ready to recite the script, to honor his contract.
Simply amazing costume and makeup.
Like a monstrous iron parrot, repeats the PIEBALGS obviously expressionless, the filthy nursery rhyme that has been inculcated: " Clean coal will reduce emissions! .
For a moment deceived by the computer voice, I see a hint of self-consciousness in PIEBALGS and I find myself thinking: "Poor PIEBALGS! That's people who do not forgive! Who knows by what have brutalized the refined torture to make him forget that coal clean there, how will it have to say, making the figure of mental dissociation, which reduce emissions of carbon dioxide must be realized power plant using the fuel which, by its very nature, produces more CO2 than ever? As they have done to remove from his memory the most recent study by the European Environment where the reduction and increase in emissions over the past fifteen years, respectively, are related to the sale and implementation since 1999, brand new central coal? I will probably sent to Guantanamo for a seminar? ".
Soon find out what my questions were idle.
The show must continue. Around the Piebalgs, the shrill chorus of the usual rogues: the programmed not to blush ever even if in an unexpected stumble at the altar, foul flatulence and dressed, so loud so as to cover the fateful of his bride, goes so far as to resurrect the slapstick PowerGen prize, awarded just over a year ago, big and rich polluters to the brother who proposed a project, as omen and obvious deception, the sole purpose to make more money.
not been completed yet, the pantomime, and already the echo bounces off the chronicles of the exceptional event, local or otherwise, always sensitive to the perverse charm of the word development.
But time, you know, for some it is money.
So, go! A few flash and no autographs. The impresarios of the cylinder load quickly commissioner Piebalgs on-mobile, armored Bee 250, back cover with black tinted bulletproof glass and lead it into a kind of pilgrimage-triumph to the capital, where he can thank the organizers directly, and not affected, of his trip prize Italy.
How about this sad story?
If I were in the presence of some form of life, even the single cell, I would try maybe a hint of compassion. But Piebalgs is certainly a fossil, and has amply demonstrated.
Now, the question that torments me with high expectations is: will also fuel ?
Like parting with this question, in the hope that even in the midst of another meeting, productive for the development of fuel required for the development of productive activities, with the sponsors, affected or not, this fantastic two days and many other amazing activities, the Commissioner-like cylinder head, as you in Gioia del Colle, its possible that, energy, properties.
To cope with the always growing demand for energy, they must all make sacrifices.
PIEBALGS, of course, included.
